On to other things. 1. I love calendars. I am looking at the one you gave me right now. It’s not on the correct month, but I enjoy the picture on the month it’s on. I’m not saying you have to give me more of them. But I am saying, don’t think that I don’t enjoy and appreciate the calendar just because I am not so stuck in the box as to use it in the conventional way like everyone else.

2. I most certainly do NOT agree with your characterization of me as a reality TV whore. The word whore implies that there is some exchange of goods/services in exchange for something else (usually money). What separates this from a normal business transaction is the compromise of morality or principles generally involved in whoring. For example, many starving musician types are whores because they will play music they hate in front of audiences they don’t care for to make money. Or an organization with an environmental mission that accepts donations from a polluting organization in exchange for said organization’s logo showing up in the environmental organization’s print materials, thus making the company look all good. And of course, there’s the traditional definition. In the case of me and reality TV, there is no exchange of any kind taking place. Therefore, no whore. Thank you.

3. I’m not doing 10 more things. I think once is enough. (Although you are 1.5th of the way there.)